In case you missed it, never fear:

I wrote a thing you’ll find right here

But double-miss it, have no doubt

By missing it YOU’RE MISSING OUT

In case you missed it, be aware:

That thing I wrote is all still there

You missed once more the thing I wrote?

You cannot miss YOU MISSED THE BOAT

In case you missed it, why not view

This you-know-what by you-know-who?

Oh PLEASE don’t miss this link again!

Or I’ll remind you YOU-KNOW-WHEN

In case you missed it: I’m the worst

My things I plug with shameless thirst

It’s time I must insist I face

You missed it’s never not the case!

In case you missed it: never mind

To keep this up I’m disinclined

It dawned on me you don’t exist

In any case … you won’t be missed