In case you missed it, never fear:
I wrote a thing you’ll find right here.
But double-miss it, have no doubt
By missing it … you’re missing out!
In case you missed it, be aware:
That thing I wrote is all still there.
You missed once more the thing I wrote?
You cannot miss you missed the boat!
In case you missed it, why not view
This you-know-what by you-know-who?
Oh PLEASE don’t miss this link again!
Or I’ll remind you you-know-when!
In case you missed it: I’m the worst.
My things I share with shameless thirst.
It’s time I must insist I face
You missed it’s never NOT the case!
In case you missed it, never mind.
To tell you more I’m disinclined.
The things I write do not exist!
In any case they won’t be missed.