Said Hotty Take to Thinky Piece:

I look Monet but feel Matisse

Said Thinky Piece to Hotty Take:

All pies contain a secret cake

Said Closey Tab to Forcey Quit:

An axe with wings’ll up and split

Said Forcey Quit to Closey Tab:

The Kit Kat fears the Chocolate Lab

Said Hashy Tag to Clicky Bait:

Does Rock ’n Bowl beat paper plate

Said Clicky Bait to Hashy Tag:

The major lift, the minor drag

Said Linky Share to Screeny Shot:

The sage recalls what thyme forgot

Said Screeny Shot to Linky Share:

The finest hat still envies hair

Said Crowdy Source to Livey Stream:

This riding crop’s for whipping cream

Said Livey Stream to Crowdy Source:

You can’t re-gift a mouthless horse

Said Timey Line to Newsy Feed:

My candles burn with wickèd speed

Said Newsy Feed to Timey Line:

O swinish prince, this pearl is thine

Said Lifey Hack to Proey Tip:

Our mother tongue gave Freud the slip

Said Proey Tip to Lifey Hack:

The paddle speaks by talking smack

Said Longy Tail to Tippy Point:

My rule of thumb is out of joint

Said Tippy Point to Longy Tail:

The hammer’s coffin needs no nail

Said Starty Up to Leany In:

The hand that feeds was once a fin

Said Leany In to Starty Up:

Was Indy’s grail a Solo cup

Said Growy Brand to Gamey Change:

My Cumberbatch is acting Strange

Said Gamey Change to Growy Brand:

An ostrich helmet’s made of sand

Said Deepy Dive to Springy Board:

If walls could talk we’d all be floored

Said Springy Board to Deepy Dive:

Well print is dead but ink’s alive

Said Pitchy Deck to Dealy Flow:

I feel Magritte but look Miró

Said Dealy Flow to Pitchy Deck:

All shirts contain a secret neck