Whatever you wanted, it couldn’t be found

Enjoy this unbearable erroring sound

Whatever you meant, it was not understood

Complaining about it’ll do you no good

Whatever you’re working on couldn’t be saved

Perhaps from now on you’ll be better behaved

Whatever you’re trying to do ain’t permitted

This program has now unexpectedly quitted

Your document’s damaged and can’t be repaired

It’s what you deserve, as if anyone cared

Your input is empty — Your path is invalid

Now sample this morsel of motherboard salad

You haven’t sufficient resources or space

That idiot grin just abandoned your face

Your volume is dirty — Your drive is defunct

This lesson on failures is over — You flunked

ALERT you have triggered a major malfunction

Consigning your data to total extunction

ALERT your malfunction encountered a glitch

This disk is now blank as a son-of-a-bitch

ATTENTION your glitch catastrophically froze

Your hardware is out of components to hose

ATTENTION your freeze has now suffered a crash

And fried your computer to cinders and ash

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This poem’s allowable time was exceeded

It couldn’t connect, and it can’t be completed

The point of this poem has not been detected

Device unsupported — Expression expected

This poem must exit but nothing’s been said

It couldn’t be written — It cannot be read

The specified poem has failed to be clever

Aborting — Ejecting — Please try again never