[The scene: Before the Grecian tents]

Achilles: Oh from freakin’ WHENCE

Thersites: Whence just means from where

Achilles: Patro, brush my hair

Troilus: Is fragment an actual diss

Cressida: Paris what fresh Helen’s this

Priam: From whence is redundant and silly

Hector: Has anyone heard from Achille—

Cassandra: Whoa inverted déjà vu

The Prologue: Guys I think I missed my cue

Thersites: See Act V Scene 1 line 8

Achilles: Oh my god that line is GREAT