In Case You Missed It
In case you missed it, never fear:
I wrote a thing you’ll find right here
But double-miss it, have no doubt
By missing it YOU’RE MISSING OUT
In case you missed it, be aware:
That thing I wrote is all still there
You missed once more the thing I wrote?
You cannot miss YOU MISSED THE BOAT
In case you missed it, why not view
This you-know-what by you-know-who?
Oh PLEASE don’t miss this link again!
Or I’ll remind you YOU-KNOW-WHEN
In case you missed it: I’m the worst
My things I plug with shameless thirst
It’s time I must insist I face
You missed it’s never not the case!
In case you missed it: never mind
To keep this up I’m disinclined
It dawned on me you don’t exist
In any case … you won’t be missed